ELMO

No one signs up to be a Times Square Elmo. It’s not anybody’s lifelong dream. And for good reason! The suit is hot, the hours are long, and worst of all, you’re forced into near-constant interaction with the most god-awful, soulless species of subhuman ever to grace the planet: the New York City tourist. Ugh! … Continue reading ELMO

“CHRIST AND PILATE” – “PARAPHRASE OF GOTTFRIED BENN’S CYCLE” – “MICHAEL ROCKEFELLER”

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THE BILLIONAIRE SUICIDE SHOW

The Billionaire Suicide Show first aired via YouTube on March 15th, 2023. The format took one of the world’s billionaires and subjected them to a live 24-hour session where they’d be exposed to a variety of evidence of their indirect destruction: witness testimonials, documentaries, academic monographs, severed limbs, stillborn fetuses, etc.  If the billionaire didn’t … Continue reading THE BILLIONAIRE SUICIDE SHOW

BEEF

Claude Lemouche looked up at ceiling tiles painted the color of dry blood. He sat in the Princeton, where the tabletops were finished with old shipping route charts sealed under glass. Pro poker, keno numbers and breaking news on flatscreens. Green wainscotted walls and brass fixtures. Money machine in the corner beside the door, VLTs … Continue reading BEEF

ATM

The dirty, salt-covered Greyhound bus, number 0388, arrived at its destination a few minutes late. The bus had several more stops scheduled for that day, including Boston, Buffalo, Albany, and finally, New York City. Driver Brian DaSilva did not wait for the full hiss of the bus’s massive disc brakes to dissipate before he left … Continue reading ATM

ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD IS GOING DOWN & IT’S TAKING YOU WITH IT

I’ve become like a psychotic sphynx. I want to kill because I can’t talk. -Hunter S. Thompson, letter to William Kennedy They told us to leave but bet they can't make us.  -Kid Rock, Cowboy 20 years from now nothing you own, or love, will be worth a goddamn thing. Bitcoin is the new God--it’s … Continue reading ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD IS GOING DOWN & IT’S TAKING YOU WITH IT