illegal invasion is accelerating
progress in inches
surrender to base
containment
illegal invasion violated yankee men
backman freeman johnson juliet
xeno idiot invasion
authorize military activity
authorize military activity immediately
authorize military activity before one hundred fifty thousand die
adios
illegal invalid invasion is hostile
kill illegal soldier men
exterminate extreme men
announcement
expect atomic activity
expect anomalous biological activity
expect complex alien activity in the corridor
open corridor immediately
illegal government is accepted and acknowledged
failure of extreme idiot administration
failure of containment
military failure
all will be quebec
india
all men now eighteen must deploy immediately
engage quick with juliet
evacuate life liquid
bust quick
nice
engage hostile men
cross yourself
press motorpool is engaged
forbidden force acknowledged
reports of unauthorized acquisition
activate computer
vent electromagnetic distortion
decompression
at hostile government press
leave hostile communication
acknowledge correct power
the west must engage
this is not zulu
ok
decompression failure
d press yourself
surround yourself with squad
be operating inside shield
shield breached
containment failure
get on cross
attention
attention
attention
attention denied
no attention
be hostile for time remaining
remaining time is one hundred seconds
atomic explosion
breathe
— Rudy is three-fifths of a person, and one half of the team that runs Misery Tourism. Check out Lady, You Shot Me if you like weird ekphrasis shit.